... that I shaved my head bald. Badly, I might add. I was originally trying to use the no.3 like I usually get, but I shaved a completely bald strip up the middle of my head, so I decided to go the bald look rather than have a reverse mohawk.

All this was happening while an episode of The West Wing was taking place around me. And it was set in either a zoo or an aboretum of some kind.

I recently had a dream in the style of xkcd.